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Jan. 22, 2012 The Monkey Fell Off The
Pole The Republican Presidential Nominee
is list is getting shorter. See December 15,
2011 for reference to "the monkey."
Jan. 21, 2012 Two Frostbite Regattas,
Two Races Abandoned I'm into
recreational sailing and sailing instruction to
others. I enjoy a brisk sail on the lake or a
leisurely cruise, but on occasion I get it in my
mind that I WANT TO RACE! I have now
participated in two Frostbite Regattas at
HCYC. I can also say I have yet to finish a
single Frostbite Regatta. Both times the race
committee has abandoned the regatta due
to wind conditions. One was abandoned due
to winds in the range of 40 to 50 mph and
the more recent one due to winds in the
range of zero to 1 mph. Oh, well there's
always the next one.
Dec. 23, 2011 My Daughter Is Drawn to
the Left It may or may not surprise you that
a 15 year old is drawn to the left, but it is
true. I'm not speaking of politics. I'm
speaking of driving. She is learning to drive.
Today, we went to a local stadium parking
lot. Almost every time she turned a corner,
she straightened out on the left side of the
road. I wonder if this is prediction of the
future. If it is, be on the look out for a burnt
orange Mazda SUV.
Dec 22, 2011 More On Our Visit To
Goodwill and Texas Thrift Store I grew
up in a home where everything was to be
cared for and used as long as possible.
When it no longer served its intended
purpose, it was re-purposed if possible. My
mom washed zip lock bags and kept them in
one drawer, while washed used aluminum
foil could be found in another. As I wandered
through he store examining various articles
of clothing, I realized all the jeans on sale
were in far better shape than the ones I was
wearing. I suppose that when the jeans have
holes so big that I'm embarrassed or don't
wish to patch them, I'll have to go back to
Goodwill to get some good used jeans.
Dec. 20, 2011 Lady Shopping At Texas
Thrift Store My daughter and I were at the
Texas Thrift Store on I-35 this evening. The
lady checking out in front of us had a TV
with built in VHS player. I started a
conversation with her as to whether the TV
worked or not. She said a young man that
worked at the store had thoroughly checked
it out. Our conversation concluded. As my
daughter and I walked out of the store, she
was loading her purchases into a late model
Mercedes Benz. I guess it pays to shop at
thrift stores.
Dec. 17, 2011 Have You Ever Noticed
Who Has To Pick Up The Pieces, When
Management Screws Up? That great idea
someone in management had several years
ago has born fruit. Now, the question from
management is how are you, the worker,
going to fix this?
Dec. 16, 2011 Why Bother Hammering
The Boards Back In Place, They're Just
Going To Pull Loose Again. I just came in
from hammering loose boards on the fence
again. My child says the fence should be
replaced. Yes, probably so. But she wouldn't
be the one to pay for it, so I hammer the
boards again. I am reminded of daily
maintenance Six Flags - Fiesta Texas does.
Every morning, the maintenance man walks
the tracks hammering loose boards on the
Rattler. I wonder if anyone has ever
suggested they replace the roller coaster
due to loose boards?
Dec. 15, 2011 The Higher A Monkey
Climbs A Pole, The More You Can See
His Butt. Said about a Presidential nominee
hopeful.
Dec 3, 2011 Keeping Up With The
Jones?, No It's Keeping Up With The
Rockefellers I took my daughter to a
birthday party for her friend yesterday. It's a
sleep-over at a resort near Bastrop. Her
friend's parents rented guest rooms at the
resort so their daughter could invite 6
friends to stay over night (10 guests in all).
While it's true they had activities available of
biking, horse back riding, rafting, camp fire
with s'mores, as far as kids' birthday parties
go, this is way over the top. They spent
easily over $1000 on this party for their
daughter. What ever happened to
backyard birthday parties?
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Pole The Republican Presidential Nominee
is list is getting shorter. See December 15,
2011 for reference to "the monkey."
Jan. 21, 2012 Two Frostbite Regattas,
Two Races Abandoned I'm into
recreational sailing and sailing instruction to
others. I enjoy a brisk sail on the lake or a
leisurely cruise, but on occasion I get it in my
mind that I WANT TO RACE! I have now
participated in two Frostbite Regattas at
HCYC. I can also say I have yet to finish a
single Frostbite Regatta. Both times the race
committee has abandoned the regatta due
to wind conditions. One was abandoned due
to winds in the range of 40 to 50 mph and
the more recent one due to winds in the
range of zero to 1 mph. Oh, well there's
always the next one.
Dec. 23, 2011 My Daughter Is Drawn to
the Left It may or may not surprise you that
a 15 year old is drawn to the left, but it is
true. I'm not speaking of politics. I'm
speaking of driving. She is learning to drive.
Today, we went to a local stadium parking
lot. Almost every time she turned a corner,
she straightened out on the left side of the
road. I wonder if this is prediction of the
future. If it is, be on the look out for a burnt
orange Mazda SUV.
Dec 22, 2011 More On Our Visit To
Goodwill and Texas Thrift Store I grew
up in a home where everything was to be
cared for and used as long as possible.
When it no longer served its intended
purpose, it was re-purposed if possible. My
mom washed zip lock bags and kept them in
one drawer, while washed used aluminum
foil could be found in another. As I wandered
through he store examining various articles
of clothing, I realized all the jeans on sale
were in far better shape than the ones I was
wearing. I suppose that when the jeans have
holes so big that I'm embarrassed or don't
wish to patch them, I'll have to go back to
Goodwill to get some good used jeans.
Dec. 20, 2011 Lady Shopping At Texas
Thrift Store My daughter and I were at the
Texas Thrift Store on I-35 this evening. The
lady checking out in front of us had a TV
with built in VHS player. I started a
conversation with her as to whether the TV
worked or not. She said a young man that
worked at the store had thoroughly checked
it out. Our conversation concluded. As my
daughter and I walked out of the store, she
was loading her purchases into a late model
Mercedes Benz. I guess it pays to shop at
thrift stores.
Dec. 17, 2011 Have You Ever Noticed
Who Has To Pick Up The Pieces, When
Management Screws Up? That great idea
someone in management had several years
ago has born fruit. Now, the question from
management is how are you, the worker,
going to fix this?
Dec. 16, 2011 Why Bother Hammering
The Boards Back In Place, They're Just
Going To Pull Loose Again. I just came in
from hammering loose boards on the fence
again. My child says the fence should be
replaced. Yes, probably so. But she wouldn't
be the one to pay for it, so I hammer the
boards again. I am reminded of daily
maintenance Six Flags - Fiesta Texas does.
Every morning, the maintenance man walks
the tracks hammering loose boards on the
Rattler. I wonder if anyone has ever
suggested they replace the roller coaster
due to loose boards?
Dec. 15, 2011 The Higher A Monkey
Climbs A Pole, The More You Can See
His Butt. Said about a Presidential nominee
hopeful.
Dec 3, 2011 Keeping Up With The
Jones?, No It's Keeping Up With The
Rockefellers I took my daughter to a
birthday party for her friend yesterday. It's a
sleep-over at a resort near Bastrop. Her
friend's parents rented guest rooms at the
resort so their daughter could invite 6
friends to stay over night (10 guests in all).
While it's true they had activities available of
biking, horse back riding, rafting, camp fire
with s'mores, as far as kids' birthday parties
go, this is way over the top. They spent
easily over $1000 on this party for their
daughter. What ever happened to
backyard birthday parties?
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Reality of teaching explained below:.
Favorite Quotations:
"All great educational reforms can be overcome by teacher
inertia." by Randle B. Moore, Professional Educator since 1978.
"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you." Favorite bumper sticker.
Prone to start a fight if placed on the back of a sailboat when racing or
loading at the ramp.
"All great educational reforms can be overcome by teacher
inertia." by Randle B. Moore, Professional Educator since 1978.
"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you." Favorite bumper sticker.
Prone to start a fight if placed on the back of a sailboat when racing or
loading at the ramp.